So my best friend and I work the same schedules (at different places) sometimes and the only way we get through the horribly long morning is by texting.
Usually, our conversations are short and sweet, other times they are ridiculous.
For whatever reason, I find this morning's conversation particularly hilarious and have decided to share it with you.
First, a little background information..
My friend got married a little over a year ago and for the first time in like 5 years I had a piece of cake. I haven't stopped craving sweets all day every day. I want chocolate all day long. I long for swedish fish every time I pass them or someone mentions fishing (I work for the Boy Scouts, so you see my dilemma with this) I try every cake presented to me, etc.. etc..
Recently, I've been trying to save money and have decided one way I'm going to do so is by not having to by new jeans come winter time. This means I have to lose a few pounds and cut a few inchs off my waist. I'm not fat by any means, I just am really poor and will, apparently, do anything to save a couple dollars.
So this morning C (what we shall call him) and I are texting away...
C: [writes stuff that doesn't pertain to this post] oh man, somone brought in donuts. im avoiding them but they look immaculate.
E: Bring me one.
E: Wait! I cand eat that n
E: *cant eat the nonsense. I'm trying to look hot again remember.
E: Sorry my fingers got all send happy on that first one.
C: I could tell lol. trying to look hot...yeah good luck
E: F*** you. Ar you saying it can't be done?
C: i would already think you were super hot... if you werent a dude
E: Meh. Not even offended.
C: Haha. Take it as a compiment <---- that is 100% accurate to his spelling.
E: A compiment? Oh C* yew soh gooh at sperring
C: ah tanks erra. you nah you rove meh
E: Yew keehhp terring yewserf thah.
C: aw shrit :(
E: Since when us the and L in shit?
C: huh ahah
E: I am apparently drunk at work.. or honing in on my [not giving name] drugged up language.
E: *since when IS THERE AN L in shit? Betteh?
C: i so confrused
C: but dehr isnt an ehr in shrit
E: We substitues R's for L's. Put two and two together.
C: awwww i understand naooo. you so funry
E: Do we just add r's where ever now
E: K. Again. Brogposs <-- We talk about this blog and you guys all the time! Feel special!
E: Why are we substituting ramdome letters for everything now?!
C: that was spanish
E: Msguwj translate that
C: ella thats inappropriate to say that to me
E: How so
C: I translated...inappropriate
E: umm what did it say fooh?
Can't make this stuff up people.
Yes so, we frequently text and talk in asian accents (our interpretation, not supposed to be hurtful and usually turns into something else or laughter) and say nonsense things.
Thats normal right?
We have possibly the weirdest conversations.
and if you are really nice good little readers, someday I'll share more with you. mraybrey.