As you recall from this awesome(?)..no... insane post from last Thursday, I was having one helluva day.
Now you know that I never just go through anything without a glitch here and there. It just isn't in my lifeline.
So, after work I rushed out of here to go and clean out my car. I made that Alfie (the car) look frackin' BEAUTIFUL. I mean seriously, he was spotless. I even told the bf that no one was ever allowed to bring anything into my car EVER again because it was just so purdy.
Well, things are going well, Alfie is shining, I'm making plans to finish vacation stuff with my mom, there is like zero traffic, when I sense my car is slowing down a bit..
"I probably just need gas" I think to myself and keep chugging along.
WTF is that noise?
I took my foot off the accelerator and it stopped.. I then put my foot back down and..
I thought there was a bomb in my car.. But then I rationalized with my brain that people are not out there trying to bomb me.. (seriously, I am terrified that will happen to me.)
At this point I am pleading with Alfie to get me home so that I can deal with it there..
Alfie had no plans to get me home.
When I got off the expressway things seemed to be fine, I breathed a sigh of relief that maybe JUST MAYBE I'd get home okay.
Then I went to turn the car and my power steering went KAPUT. Then I smell something...
I freaked right out and jumped outta my car thinking there really was a bomb.
By this point, not one bone in my body was rational.
I was shaking furiously, called my father, dropped an eff bomb (you should know that I have NEVER said the eff word in front of my dad or even within hearing range) and had him come to get me and try to fix Alfie.
People are stopping left and right, I'm trying not to panic being on the side of the road.
Also, people were nice enough to stop and try to help me because I'm not the creepy serial killer dude!!!!
So we poked and prodded at my car and finally got the hood open (what? my latch is broken.. it is an old car okayyyy?) I kept telling them to hit the hood it would pop open and after like 25 minutes of my dad and some lady trying to pry it open my dad punched the hood and BOOM. Open hood. :)
So, apparently, a hose is broken (don't I wish that was all) and it must be towed.
Dad took me home, and took off to get the car towed (THANK YOU DADDY :])
Mom and I went and finished our vacay shopping and then came home where I scrambled to get packed and finish making birthday cards for my uhh-mazing family. At about 1am, knowing I had to be up in 5 hours (less really) to be to the event on time, I finally went to bed just feeling like I was forgetting something.. Which was a very REAL possibility.
I woke up, got ready for the event and ventured out into the world in my dad's mini-van. Yup, I was a total soccer mom minus the whole kid thing. Thank goodness I could justify driving it with our Clays tournament.
So, the Clays tournament went really well without any issues, except for the fact that there was no relief anywhere from the heat. I swear I burned up ALL DAY LONG and smelled awful by the time I hit the road to head for my sister's in laws house.
I arrived there after about an hour and not too much traffic. Sat and talked with my brohem's dad and went to bed.
Woke up at 4 and laid there for 45 minutes until I had to get up. Got ready in record time and headed for the airport.
Once at the airport, I checked in and made my way to the gate.
"Atlanta? That isn't where I'm going.." I was so confused. I walked up and down Metro trying to figure out where it was I was going.. I looked at every screen and they all said Gate A29. Umm, EARTH TO ELLA, next time, check and see if your flight is ON TIME.
Needless to say, it wasn't and I was stuck in the airport for 5 hours.
I met two people from Ghana that invited me to play a rip roaring game of Scrabble with.
I won on two words.
Queer for 43 points
HAHA for 12 points.
WHAT?! Oh YEAHH..
Then I waited around for another 4 hours, hopped on a plane and landed in Boston 2 hours later.
So, stay tuned for tomorrow for Part 2 and evidence of my epic game of Scrabble.
Missed you all.