OPEN UP! yo.

Well, I freaked out too soon.

My cord just doesn't work in my room.
Hopefully that rights itself soon.

So you know how all these weird things tend to happen to me?
Well, in case you didn't, you will soon find out.

Anyways, I was on my way to my Excel class this morning and when I was finally off the expressway I saw possibly the craziest thing anyone could see just driving anywhere...

I rolled by a house with 4 squad cars, 2 medics and a SWAT team, guns drawn ready to raid the house. I accelerated and got the heck outta there before things got wild at 8am.

How is it that I see these things?

anyways, I came up with some theories whilst finishing my drive:

1. Somebody was hoarding a batch of Swedish Fish and Caramello bars hostage. I know I would go in with guns drawn and probably shooting if someone was holding my favorite (and clearly everyones favorite) candy hostage.

2. A little girl was forcing Barbie and Ken to work out their problems and get back together. I know it isn't just my dream, it is the dream of millions alike. Also, I know it was a publicity stunt to break up the happy perfect couple and I figure the BIG (so I don't get in trouble) company sent in the troops to keep Barbie & Ken's reunion from happening. Although, if you are human, you know it is inevitable.

Then I arrived at my destination and figured they were breaking down the doors to a MAJOR drug bust.

How boring.

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Glee's season finale was phenomenal. Can't wait for next season! :]

Srsly.

Just had a delectible dinner. The Elephant Bar, though I'm sure a chain, is wonderful. I obviously ate WAY too much and am now starting to crave the dessert we got to go.

I can't believe I just witnessed my darling boyfriend say what he just did..

bf: Mom, do you have any hairspray?

mom: yeah, in my purse.

bf: this is really what you have?

mom: yeah why?

bf: yeah, I'm not using that.

mom: seriously? why not?

bf: I only use aerosol.

mom: just use it.

bf: NO. I ONLY USE AEROSOL!

Clearly, I am dating a girl.

Although, I can't say I've ever met a girl who wasn't happy with whatever hairspray they got.

What a clown.

On the dumb to funny scale.. I'd say this is quite hilarious.

Good night Moon.

Sitting in the parking spot of my old job waiting for the tow truck for my friends car, I realized something was seriously not right about the night.

Too many weird things happened.

I wondered aloud "Is it a full moon?"

We looked to the sky and there it was.

A full bright moon.

I guess weird things happen with a full moon.

Stupid moon.